December 2011
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April 2011
1 post
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January 2011
4 posts
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I LOVED the coyote & roadrunner when I was a kid. It’s still great.
December 2010
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October 2010
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Drinking Out of Cups.com →
Haha, this is hilarious.
September 2010
1 post
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August 2010
6 posts
July 2010
3 posts
Chicago
sweck:
I’ll spare you the details of the typical shenanigans of the college crew, but I must say, that there is one element of the bar scene that annoys me every time. Girls that act like you saying one word to them is a shocking, embarrassing and awkward thing and that they are far too good to be speaking to a stranger, despite clearly being all dolled and painted up because they want some...
The League - Season 2 →
YES. I CANNOT WAIT. The League is one of the greatest shows of all time.
June 2010
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Boxer Briefs
Yeah, weird post title, I know. However I walked into Macy’s today to try and pick some up and it made me feel like a total homophobe. I’m not, but seriously, walking into the underwear section is like walking onto the set of a gay porno. I know what boxer briefs look like, seeing them sprayed onto a bunch of ripped male models isn’t going to influence my purchasing decision.
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May 2010
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Accidental Stalker
Am I the only guy that often feels like he’s accidentally stalking somebody on a city sidewalk?
Let me explain. I walk to work every day, maybe a mile and a half. Probably two or three days a week I end up walking behind some random girl for the whole distance. We end up standing next to each other every other block or so waiting for the crosswalk, and occasionally I get these looks. ...
April 2010
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March 2010
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February 2010
2 posts
Gym PSA
OK, I’m just wondering, why do so many girls wear perfume to the gym? Seriously about 50% of the time when a girl jumps on a machine next to me, I’m immediately assaulted by overpowering perfume.
Can’t we all just agree that the gym is a BO safe-zone? You don’t see me spraying up on the cologne before I go for a workout - it’s a gym not a club.
I like the idea...
January 2010
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December 2009
2 posts
Tied Down
Lately I’ve been contemplating getting a pet, since coming home to an empty apartment is kind of lonely. I thought about getting a cat, or maybe a dog, and then it occurred to me - these things live for like 10-15 years.
Holy crap - that’s a long time. A long time where I have to worry about taking care of something else, figuring out what to do with it if I need to move, or go on...
September 2009
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My favorite part is when the random black choir lady comes in.
August 2009
10 posts
Hilarious.
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